He’s the Captain for all of our ships.
The time when I drink. A LOT.
I decided to take programming classes this summer term.
With the amount I drink, you’d think it’a bad idea, but it turns out it was a horrible idea.
basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal
i don’t think that’s how you play basketball
Oh, Laura Hall, booze refugee, some kind nation will take you into it’s alcohol drenched bosom.
#4. Have You Ever Gotten So Drunk That You Woke Up With Sanctions?
Laura Hall is the patron saint of drunken consequences.
Laura Hall is the first human being to be banned from drinking in an entire country. I once got 86’ed from a bar for dry-humping a jukebox (in my defense, it was playing Journey’s “Separate Ways,” and I am but a man, with all of man’s weaknesses). That’s what it takes to get a single building to refuse to serve you alcohol again. Laura Hall did something so outrageous that an entire country put her picture up on the wall with the line “DO NOT SERVE” underlined six times. And the story, impossibly, gets better from there:
That country … was England.
You’re a 19 year old kid. You’re critically wounded , and dying in the jungle in the Ia Drang Valley , 11-14-1965, LZ X-ray, Vietnam . Your infantry unit is outnumbered 8 - 1, and the enemy fire is so intense, from 100 or 200 yards away, that your own Infantry Commander has ordered the MediVac helicopters to stop coming in.
You’re lying there, listening to the enemy machine guns, and you know you’re not getting out. Your family is 1/2 way around the world, 12,000 miles away, and you’ll never see them again. As the world starts to fade in and out , you know this is the day.
Then, over the machine gun noise, you faintly hear that sound of a helicopter, and you look up to see an un-armed Huey, but it doesn’t seem real, because no Medi-Vac markings are on it.
Ed Freeman is coming for you. He’s not Medi-Vac, so it’s not his job, but he’s flying his Huey down into the machine gun fire, after the Medi-Vacs were ordered not to come.
He’s coming anyway.
And he drops it in, and sits there in the machine gun fire, as they load 2 or 3 of you on board.
Then he flies you up and out through the gunfire, to the Doctors and Nurses.
And, he kept coming back…. 13 more times…..
And took about 30 of you and your buddies out, who would never have gotten out.
Medal of Honor Recipient , Ed Freeman , died at the age of 80, in Boise , ID ……May God rest his soul….. I bet you didn’t hear about this hero’s passing.
Star Trek fan proposing to his girlfriend during their photo with the entire TNG cast
Worth it for the look on Wil Wheaton’s face
It looks like he’s proposing to Wil Wheaton lol
what if the reason the creators of monsters inc. waited 12 years to make monsters university was because the kids who watched monsters inc. of ages 5, 6, and 7 years are now 17, 18, or 19 and off to college the same goes for toy story 3 and how andy was giving up his toys (his childhood) and moving on off to college as well? what if they wanted to say good bye to the child that loved their movies properly?
shut UP SHUT
Why Do People Hate Anne Hathaway? [Click to find out]
Turns out she’s made a lot of people les miserable.